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Friday, 20 January 2017

Suami Najib Razak Lagi Guna Jet Rakyat




JET RAKYAT ATAU JET ROSMAH MANSOR? Kehadiran Rosmah Mansor ke Terengganu hari ini sekali lagi dikejutkan dengan penggunaan JET RASMI KERAJAAN yang hanya boleh digunakan PM bagi urusan rasmi, BUKAN UNTUK ISTERI! Siti Hasmah Mohd Ali rasanya tidak pernah terfikir mahu meminta izin Mahathir Mohamad menggunakan jet yang ditanggung rakyat walaupun menghadiri majlis rasmi pertubuhan BAKTI yang pernah dinaunginya. Dan bukan setakat ke Terengganu sahaja, suami Najib Razak itu kini dalam perjalanan ke Kota Bharu, Kelantan, juga menggunakan jet yang sama kononnya atas tujuan serupa. Di manakah slogan 'Wasatiyyah' yang Najib banggakan sangat hingga terlalu takut menegur Rosmah berbuat sesuka hatinya? Berapa pula wang pembayar cukai HANGUS akibat pemborosan tidak bertanggungjawab oleh kerajaan kleptokrat ini? HIDUP MELAYU! #RIHNajib #RIHHadi #RIHRosmahMansor

"I hate that JB is being sold off to mainland China investors. How ridiculous it is that you need Chinese signboards for 'don't step on grass', "


with thanks to MiLoSuaM

Peniaga jual kuih guna matawang Yuan ¥ di Forest City, Johor


PENIAGA di Forest City Johor didakwa menjual kuih menggunakan matawang Negara China, Yuan. Sekeping gambar yang dikirim di Twitter berhubung perkara itu, oleh pengguna Twitter bernama Zata menjadi viral di media sosial.

Seorang pengguna lain pada awalnya meluahkan rasa tidak senang melihat papan tanda "Jangan pijak rumput" dalam bahasa Cina, sambil mendakwa Johor Baharu sedang dijual kepada pelabur-pelabur dari Negara China.

"I hate that JB is being sold off to mainland China investors. How ridiculous it is that you need Chinese signboards for 'don't step on grass', " tulis Iman Tanita Al Ghul di akaun Twitter miliknya.

Tweet itu kemudian dibalas oleh Zata beserta satu gambar yang didakwa diambil pada September tahun lalu (4 bulan lepas) di Forest City, Johor Baharu menunjukkan peniaga menjual kuih dengan memaparkan harga dalam matawang Yuan yang digunakan di Negara China.


Perkara itu menimbulkan perbualan hangat di media sosial. Ini menggambarkan seolah-olah begitu ramai warga China berada di Forest City pada waktu ini sampaikan peniaga boleh gunakan matawang Yuan untuk berniaga.

Jika kuih di Forest City dijual dengan harga mengikut Dollar Singapura, SDG masih boleh difahami kerana Negeri Johor memang terletak begitu hampir dengan Singapura.

Sama seperti di Golok, Thailand — Rantau Panjang, Kelantan contohnya, peniaga menerima matawang Ringgit Malaysia, RM atau Thailand Baht dalam transaksi perniagaan kerana lokasi premis terletak di sempadan antara Malaysia dan Thailand.

Sebelum ini Tun Mahathir meluahkan kebimbangannya mengenai pembangunan di Forest City, Johor yang didakwa membina bangunan pencakar langit untuk menempatkan lebih 700,000 warga asing dari China memandangkan harga rumah yang dibina sangat mahal lebih RM1,000,000 sekaligus menjadikannya mustahil untuk dibeli dan dipenuhi oleh warga tempatan.



Read more: http://www.milosuam.net/2017/01/peniaga-jual-kuih-guna-matawang-yuan-di.html#ixzz4WH0UY6Tu

Melbourne : Three dead, 20 injured as car ‘deliberately’ hits pedestrians in Bourke Street Mall.




Three people are dead and 20 are injured, including a young child, after a car “deliberately drove into pedestrians” in a busy shopping area of Melbourne’s CBD.
Up to five shots rang out while police pursued a car through the central streets of Melbourne on Friday afternoon and witnesses reported seeing blood on the streets, a toddler dragged for several metres, and heavily armed police cordoning off the area.
Victoria Police said a male suspect had been detained, one person was dead and that the situation had been contained.
An Ambulance Victoria statement said 20 people were being assessed for injuries while the Royal Children’s Hospital confirmed it had received four injured patients while Royal Melbourne Hospital had received six.
The condition of the young child is unknown.
The incident is believed to have begun on the busy corner of Flinders Street and Swanston Street, in front of Flinders Street train station.
Footage on social media showed a red car circling the intersection before driving down Swanston Street.
Witnesses then told The New Daily the car drove into a crowd of pedestrians in the Bourke Street Mall, a street usually closed to cars.
Multiple witnesses told The New Daily a car mounted the curb of Melbourne’s Bourke Street Mall and drove into a crowd.
Ambulance Victoria told The New Daily they had received multiple calls around 1:30pm reporting a car had hit pedestrians on Bourke Street Mall.
Multiple images and videos posted to Twitter showed one person dressed only in red underwear being detained by police alongside a red car with a heavily crumpled front.
A witness told The New Daily he saw a red car being chased by police, which then “mounted the curb in front of a shop and then it ploughed through a crowd hitting people”.




Melbourne attack
Bourke Street Mall in Melbourne is in lockdown after a pedestrian was reportedly hit. Photo: The New Daily

A woman who works in Royal Arcade, a mall adjacent to Bourke Street, told The New Daily people were terrified.
“We heard a loud bang and then people screaming. I heard the car driving down Bourke Street Mall. Then we looked out and saw a red car with two police cars chasing.
“Once people heard the bang they all started running through Royal Arcade and through Bourke Street Mall.”
Buildings nearby the incident were in lockdown. A nearby office employee, who works in 570 Bourke Street, said her floor was in lockdown after the emergency alarm went off, with security telling employees to stay on their floor and keep away from windows.
A Myer staffer inside the Bourke Street department store told The New Daily that there was “police activity” in the Bourke Street Mall.
At 1.45pm an announcement over the loudspeakers inside the store was advising shoppers that they were “shutting the front doors” where there was no access.
A teenage witness told The New Daily she had to dive into a shop to avoid being hit.
“The car was speeding along the tram tracks, going really fast, and then it just swerved onto the footpath and people were diving everywhere to avoid being hit,” she said.
“I saw this father scramble to push his kid out of the way, otherwise the kid would’ve been run over.
“Then the police cars drove through and everyone was just in shock, kind of not believing what had happened, and just checking to see if everyone was alright, or if anyone had been hit.”


steadyaku47 note : Police have confirmed that this is NOT a terror related incident and they have a suspect in custody.

Trini Lopez : Sweet Georgia Brown

ISABELLA

Tokaisan Caspian : King maker konon.. nak pertahankan kubang kerian pun terkial2..😂


ENOUGH MONEY HAS BEEN OFFERED TO THE VICTIM TO KEEP QUIET. PDRM AGREES NFA





A few minutes ago, a classmate of mine, sent me this. All I know is that it happens somewhere in Malaysia....and after some work, I dug up this police report made of the incident.



Salam Sejahtera YDH Tuan

1⃣ Butir-butir Laporan

No. Rpt: Hulu Kelang/220/17
Tarikh Rpt: 15/01/2017
Masa: 0046hrs

2⃣ Butir-butir Pengadu: 
2.1 Nama : Adhikari Dilli Ram
No. Passport : 05982xxx
Jantina : Lelaki
Bangsa : Nepal
Umur : 28 Tahun
Kerja : Pengawal Keselamatan

3⃣Tempat Kejadian:
3.1 kawasan parkir Kondominium Puncak Anthenaneum

4⃣ Saspek
4.1 Pemandu Lori :-
Nama : Nasrul Faiz Bin Zulfahmi
No KP : 921117-14-xxxx
Jenis : M/kar Lori Daihatsu
No pendaftaran : WNM7856

4.2 Pemandu Kereta
Nama : Izakri Bin Zakaria
No KP : 790506-10-xxxx
Jenis : M/Kar Mercedez Benz
No pendaftaran : WWC8908



5⃣Fakta Kes

5.1 . Pada 14/01/2016 jam lebih kurang 1415hrs, pengadu merupakan seorang pengawal keselamatan bersama rakan sekerjanya bernama 'Shyam' berbangsa nepal berada di pos pengawal. Semasa pengadu sedang bertugas, telah datang sebuah M/Lori warna merah No.pendaftaran WNM7856 yang di bawa oleh (2) Lelaki bangsa Melayu dan India untuk menghantar Roti dan Air jus di mini market kondominium tersebut. Dalam lebih kurang 20 minit M/Lori tersebut di letakkan di parkir yang disediakn, kemudian telah datang sebuah kereta Jenis Mercedes Benz yang dinaiki (3) Lelaki melayu dan (1) Lelaki india yang bewarna silver No.Pendaftaran WWC8908 dan masuk ke bahagian drop off dan meletakkan kenderaan beliau disitu dengan baik bertujuan bagi menghadiri majlis. M/Kar tersebut di letakkan dibahagian parkir belakang M/Lori tersebut. Setelah dilihat Pemandu M/Lori tersebut menghantar barang-barang di minimarket tersebut, pemandu tersebut ingin beredar dan secara tiba-tiba semasa berundur beliau telah melanggar bahagian hadapan kereta mercedez tersebut. Kemudian telah berlaku pertengkaran antara pemandu lori dan juga pemandu kereta tersebut. Satu pergelutan telah berlaku diantara kedua pemandu tersebut hingga menyebabkan (4) lelaki yang tidak dikenali telah masuk campur ke dalam pergaduhan tersebut. Akibat daripada pergaduhan tersebut, pemandu lori dan pemandu kereta dilihat mengalami kecederaan.Mereka dilihat bergaduh tanpa menggunakan apa-apa senjata dan hanya menggunakan kaki dan tangan.

6⃣ Tindakan IO.
6.1 - Pegawai penyiasat telah merakam percakapan
A1- Adhikari Dilli Ram (Pengawal Keselamatan)
A2- B K Shyam (Pengawal Keselamatan)
A3- Nasrul Faiz Bin Zulfahmi (Pemandu Lori)
A4- Izakri Bin Zakaria (Pemandu Kereta)

7⃣ Hasil Siasatan
- Pegawai penyiasat telah mengambil keterangan daripada mangsa sendiri iaitu Pemandu M/lori bernama Nasrul Faiz Bin Zulfahmi dan beliau menyatakan telah berlaku sedikit salah faham antara beliau bersama pemandu M/kar jenis Mercedez bernama Izakri Bin Zakaria. Mereka mengaku telah berlaku satu bergelutan semasa kejadian dan kedua-dua mereka mengalami kecederaan. Selepas pergelutan tersebut menjadi aman, kedua-dua belah pihak telah mendapat kata putus dan bersetuju menyelesaikan perkara ini dengan baik. Hal ini diselesaikan dengan cara segala kos kerugian yang dialami oleh Pemilik M/Kar jenis Mercedes Benz No pendaftaran WWC8908 akan di tanggung oleh majikan Pemandu M/Lori No pendaftaran WNM7856. Segala Kos Rawatan Pemandu Lori akan ditanggung oleh majikannya dan manakala kos rawatan pemandu kereta akan ditanggung oleh beliau sendiri. Kedua -dua belah pihak tidak membuat sebarang repot berkenaan kejadian ini kerana hal ini telah dianggap selesai dan mendapat persetujuan daripada kedua-dua belah pihak dan mereka juga tidak mahu mengambil sebarang apa-apa tindakan kepada mana-mana pihak yang terlibat.

Sekian Terima Kasih



steadyaku47 comment : 

The video and the police report are self explanatory and here is where it gets interesting :

Hal ini diselesaikan dengan cara segala kos kerugian yang dialami oleh Pemilik M/Kar jenis Mercedes Benz No pendaftaran WWC8908 akan di tanggung oleh majikan Pemandu M/Lori No pendaftaran WNM7856. Segala Kos Rawatan Pemandu Lori akan ditanggung oleh majikannya dan manakala kos rawatan pemandu kereta akan ditanggung oleh beliau sendiri. Kedua -dua belah pihak tidak membuat sebarang repot berkenaan kejadian ini kerana hal ini telah dianggap selesai dan mendapat persetujuan daripada kedua-dua belah pihak dan mereka juga tidak mahu mengambil sebarang apa-apa tindakan kepada mana-mana pihak yang terlibat.

In other words PDRM is not taking any action against those bastards who half killed their victims - the lori driver .....why?

Kita ada otak ...kita boleh fikir sendiri why the file was stamped NFA (No Further Action)! 

Enough money has been offered to the victim to keep him quiet.

This is what money can do in Malaysia...and in many other parts of the world. Do not blame the lorry driver that got beaten half to death, because for him even a few thousand dollars is a lot of money...so imagine what he is prepared to do if he has been offered tens of thousand of dollars to suffer in pain and be quiet. 

Remenber Altantuya? She was blown to pieces by people whom she did not even know....by people who do not know her too....but the deed was done. Why?

Remember Kugan, Teoh Beng Hock, Aminurasyid...all killed by the authorities who do not know any of them and have never met any of their victims until the day they killed that unfortunate individual.  

This is the Malaysia that you now live in. 

A Malaysia whose prime minister was found with RM2.6 billion in his personal bank account. 

A Malaysia whose Inspector General of Police has a daughter that sells guns and bullets - guns and bullets that may one day be used to kill his own officers. 

A Malaysia that has an Attorney General corrupt to the core who has refused to order the arrest of a prime minister also corrupt to the core. 

A Malaysia that has people...like in the video above...who thinks that they are judge, jury and executioner of any one they deem have done them wrong without fearing that the consequences of their action might somehow cause them to be punished by the authorities They think that they are the authorities.

If the driver of a datuk's Mercedes can take the law into his own hands and half kill someone and still not have the police take any action against him because his datuk boss is taking care of things.......then there is something very wrong with our country.

But as the Chinese say...the fish rots from the head down. Our leaders in government started rotting many many years ago....and what we see happening in the above video is simply that this rot that has started many years ago with leaders within BN, is now filtering down to the maggots and and worms because almost every one above them, are already rotten to the core...their datuk boss included. 

I rest my case.    






Thursday, 19 January 2017

Tommy Cooper : Hats

IF YOU ARE A HINDU.....


Interesting facts! 

Christianity ….One Christ, One Bible Religion…








But the Latin Catholic will not enter Syrian Catholic Church.

These two will not enter Marthoma Church .
These three will not enter Pentecost Church .
These four will not enter Salvation Army Church.
These five will no enter Seventh Day Adventist Church .
These six will not enter Orthodox Church.
These seven will not enter Jacobite church.
Like this there are 146 castes alone for Christianity,
Each will never share their churches for fellow Christians!
How shameful..! One Christ, One Bible, One Jehova?











Now Muslims..! One Allah, One Quran, One Nabi....! Great unity?
Among Muslims, Shia and Sunni hate and kill each other in all Muslim countries.
The religious riots in most Muslim countries is always between these two sects.
The Shia will not go to Sunni Mosque. 
These two will not go to Ahamadiya Mosque. 
These three will not go to Sufi Mosque. 
These four will not go to Mujahiddin mosque.
Like this it appears there are 13 castes in Muslims. 
Killing/bombing/conquering/ massacring/... each other!
American attack on Iraq was fully supported by all Muslim countries surrounding Iraq! 
One Allah, One Quran, One Nabi....?










Hindus.....
They have 1,280 Religious Books, 10,000 Commentaries, more than one hundred thousand sub-commentaries for these foundation books, innumerable presentations of one God, variety of Aacharyas, thousands of Rishies, hundreds of languages.
Still they all go to All TEMPLES and they are peaceful and tolerant and seek unity with others by inviting them to worship with them whatever God they wish to pray for!
Hindus never quarrelled with one another for the last ten thousand years in the name of religion.

BE VERY PROUD TO BE A HINDU.

Author unknown

RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE..and other advice to stay safe.


TAKE 5 MINUTES TO READ THIS – IT MAY SAVE YOUR LIFE OR THE LIFE OF A LOVED ONE.

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do :The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!

2. Learned this from a tourist guide. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse,
DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you… Chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse.
RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy.. The driver won’t see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc.
DON’T DO THIS!) The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE..
If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, Repeat:
DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
A.) Be aware:look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor ,
and in the back seat.
B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars. C.) Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side.. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)
7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; and even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!
8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked ‘for help’ into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.
9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird.. The police told her ‘Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door..’
The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, ‘We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.’ He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby’s cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby.. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby’s cries outside their doors when they’re home alone at night.
10. Water scam! If you wake up in the middle of the night to hear all your taps outside running or what you think is a burst pipe, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE! These people turn on all your outside taps full blast so that you will go out to investigate and then attack.
Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbors! 

This Cat Rocks!

Is the Umno led BN government, together with the Sultan of Johor and his Chinese partner, providing an avenue for these illegal, unaccounted and untaxed money from China to be laundered in Malaysia through these mega projects in Johor?



Forest City : 1800 hectare area of land and sea as is now.


Forest City when completed!

Forest City will deliver 9,000 housing units, an assortments of commercial-retail districts, a new football stadium and sports enters on four separate reclaimed islands  with a gross investment values of $150 billion. 

Greenland Group is developing Greenland Danga Bay and Greenland Tebrau  in Iskandar. 

  • Jade Palace Danga Bay, is situated on 13.6 acres of freehold land. When completed, it will contain 2,000 housing units. 
  • Greenland Tebrau is situated on 128 acres and  will have office towers, apartments, hotels, an arts and cultural centre, schools, a children’s theme park and an ice-skating rink. and will be “the ultimate standard of coastal living”, as well as “an excellent investment opportunity”. 

R & F Properties Co Ltd is developing Princess Cove. This project will be a mixed use development with a 5-star hotel, office towers,parks, shopping malls, a clubhouse and luxury apartments. The development is built on 116 acres (46.9 hectares) of land to be completed within eight years.

Long story short : Construction is now outpacing demand.

Who will buy these thousands of houses, condos and apartments when they are completed. 

Short answer...the Chinese from China. 


But in China, individuals are restricted to moving the equivalent of US$50,000 out of the country each year. There were previously many ways to get around these capital controls, as banks and the government turned a blind eye to money going offshore.
But as China's currency, the yuan, comes under increasing pressure from capital outflows the banks have tightened up on existing regulations.



State-owned banks are delaying or even blocking money going overseas. 
"We are now refusing all foreign currency transfers where the documents are not fully complete .... previously the requirements were not so strict," said a bank executive in Shanghai who asked not to be named.
 In America, Canada and Australia, Chinese property investors are scrambling to save their investment as the Chnese Banks cracked down on money heading abroad and local banks  in the respective countries cut off lending to offshore investors. 

And what happens in America, Canada and Australia does not stay in America, Canada and Australia! It might take some time before realities bite into the developers of Forest City, the Greenland group and R & F properties. .....but bite they will.

As it is, local developers UEM, Sunrise Bhd, Sunway Bhd and SP Setaia Bhd who have building projects in Johor, have already been adversely affected by the influx of Chinese competition.

If the upcoming supply of homes built by these Chinese Developers cannot be sold because the Chinese government are clamping down on their citizens illegally taking money out of China to invest in Malaysia.....what happens to these mega projects?

Malaysians can't afford to buy these homes. Too expensive. Are Singaporeans going to invest in these projects....ask yourself this...if you are a Singaporean will you put money in a project like that in Malaysia? Where the likelihood of failure if high? Bloody unlikely!

As for "other" investors....who? Siapa nak invest kat Malaysia with a government as corrupt as BN and an equally corrupt prime minister at its helm! 

And more important to the Sultan of Johor, what happens to the 36% equity he holds in Forest City if the project fails?



Little wonder the Sultan gets jumpy when Mahathir takes an "interest" in what the Tuanku is doing with the Chinese in Danga Bay !

Now on to another issue.

In China the bulk of money earned by its citizens is illegal, unaccounted for and untaxed - kept, like in India, in cash and hidden away from prying eyes under the bed, in storerooms or even pillows and mattresses. 

Is the Umno led BN government, together with the Sultan of Johor and his Chinese partner, providing an avenue for these illegal, unaccounted and untaxed money from China to be laundered in Malaysia through these mega projects in Johor?

And once laundered in Johor through these mega projects, these illegal funds from devious sources becomes cleans and can then be channelled to international investments through "helpful" Malaysian financial institutionns!

Sounds familiar? 

Funds from 1MDB found their way to America...and then to Hollywood....to properties in New York...to art masterpieces...mega yachts...private jets...and would have become "respectable" money if not for the efforts of the American Department of Justice! 

Can you see the Attorney General of Malaysia, Bank Negara and other relevant authorities monitoring the vast sums of money coming into Johor from China to make sure that there are all legal money? Will the prime minister close one eye and shut the other to these abuses? 

Are some of these illegal money already in Johor finding their way to Australia...maybe even  to Perth where his Royal Highness the Sultan of Johor is building his Istana?


A billionaire Malaysian royal, the Sultan of Johor, is putting down roots in Perth, the city where he quietly combines holidays with business deals.
Sultan Ibrahim Ismail, 57, has bought one of the last remaining riverfront blocks in Dalkeith, an exclusive Perth western suburb — an $8.5 million former matron’s quarters — and site works have begun for a three-storey house that will become a base for him and his wife, Raja Zarith ­Sofiah.
The design of the new Dalkeith home is considered understated for a tycoon who owns a gold ­Boeing 737. The house will have sweeping verandas facing the Swan River but will be built into the hill — each storey stepping down the sloping site.
  
These are questions that need to be asked....if not by our elected representatives in Parliament ...then by little old me. 

This Johor Sultan has time and time again stated that the people of Johor is his primary concern. Well Tuanku, can you answer these questions without fear or favour because all you have done in Johor, including your involvement in the Forest City project, is for the good of the people of Johor....and not to line up your already bulging pockets?

So how Tuanku ....can answer?  






Will this happen to najib if he steps onto US Soil?





with thanks to : 

cakap cakap ...reprise...guna tanpa was was!



reprise...cakap cakap....from January 2009

Note: I wrote this letter to a classmate, the late Zaharan Razak way back in January 2009...just thought I would like to share it with you guys.

Saudara,

At this stage of my life...no make that at this stage of OUR life its time we prepare ourselves to meet our Maker. Thinking of that imagery of a "Maker" made my mind wander and I started to think how we would be if we were actually made by Sony, National, Petronas etc etc....so bear with me and let me start talking nonsense. Imagine if we are required by our "Maker"  to walk around KLCC wearing T shirts with the slogan of our Maker....taking into account that our "use by date" is almost over. Think what people will say of us when they see us...



If you are made by LG then "Life's Good" so you go around whistling and being happy.

If your maker is Zaitun then it is "GUNA TANPA WAS WAS" ...but then with our wives already in Menopause that should not be a problem and anyway most of us are shooting blanks and, more important, who really want to use us anymore?


What if your Maker happens to be the BN Government - then you have a few choices.

For the anti smokers it will be "TAK NAK"...but then at our age it has to be "TAK NAIK". 


There is also "MALAYSIA BOLEH"...but honestly kita dah "TAK BOLEH KAN?" 


JKR comes up with the "Jasa Kepada Rakyat"...but if you go and look at yourself in the mirror you know that your Berjasa days for any Rakyat (which includes your spouses) was over many many years ago. 


The same goes for "BERKHIDMAT UNTUK NEGARA". How to "Berkhidmat" anymore when just being able to wake up in the morning is cause for celebrations.




Those claiming UMNO as their maker can have "SATU LAGI PROJEK DARI KERAJAAN BARISAN NASIONAL" on their T shirt. That would be just right for those of us that looks wealthy, greedy and totally corrupt - I would volunteer myself but I only qualify for one of the criteria needed - which one is for you to decide.

If Nestle is your Maker...then "Minum Milo Anda Jadi Sihat dan Kuat" - maybe with the vitamins we take we can be sihat but the kuat bit would be questionable...same as the "TAK NAIK" situation.


Now if you are from the Pak Lah stock then it's "WORK WITH ME, NOT FOR ME". At this stage of our life it's more realistic for "them" to do the work and for us to do the "NOT" part...again the "TAK NAIK" situation.

RTM say's it is "TEMAN SETIA ANDA"..I don't think our wife cares one way or the other anymore just as long as you are there to pay the bills. So wearing a T Shirt with that slogan will only bring a sad smile to your spouse's face....apo nak di kato!!!